Friday, April 8, 2011

HAMMERHEAD

1/5
Half man, half shark, full stink turd
Jeffrey Combs plays a mad scientist bent on revenge and curing cancer.  The answer to all his problems.  Fusing the dna from a man and a shark.  To create Sharkman. With a lot of these giant monster movies, there is a fuckload of boring dialogue, at least this time its not a military experiment.  But that doesnt mean theres not long periods of no sharkman and too much talking.  Another major problem i have is the Sharkman.  It can walk on land being half man.  But we never get to see it properly.  Theres a lot of quick cuts, the most we get is a torso shot.  Seriously use more of the fucking budget to build a decent Sharkman, instead of using it for the 500 explosions during the movie.  William Forsythe, who i think rules, is great in this.  But he doesnt have much to work with.  Some of the other actors, suck some serious balls. Theres a couple of ok gore effects though they are few and far between, we mostly get a lot of the old throw fake blood in water and make a lot of splashes trick. Theres not really any reason you should watch this film.  And if you dont believe me.  I hope you suffer.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Prince Of Wales, Bunbury, 26/03/11

An awesome show.  It was such a lot of fun playing, the crowd went nuts.  And we got to share the stage with the mighty Silver Lizard.  They are also a totally rad bunch of guys. They have just released an EP too.  Discussions included horror, spooky old hospitals and if Gaz shaved or waxed his balls. 

Soundwave, Claremont Showgrounds, 07/03/11


Soundwave was fucking awesome.  Period

Saturday, February 19, 2011


Misfits Tribute Show 29/01/11 Manhattans

After the misfits show was cancelled, this was organised as a replacement.  This also ended up being the Creeps(Creepers) last show.  The misfits all stars was the chainsaw hookers, with me singing some songs, and adam from the creeps, todd from the creeps and caleb from entrails also on vocals.  The set was as follows from memory


Static age
Attitude
Cough cool
some kinda hate
She
who killed marilyn
London dungeon
Horror Hotel
Saturday Night
Scream
Hybrid Moments 
Where Eagles Dare
Teenagers From Mars
Die Die My Darling
20 Eyes
Astro Zombies
Ghouls Night Out
Skulls
We are 138


 


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Rosemount 06/01/11


What an awesome first show for the year. There was quite a few people and everyone there seemed to have agreat time.  Dancing, cheering, and singing along.  The crowd made it so easy for us to have a great time.  Its shows like this that make it great to be in a band! This show has set the benchmark for shows in 2011